ABDB Ep. 39 Footnote: Jim Tressel Claims He Won’t Be Up In The Mischief
Yeah… so he’s gotten another gig with a funny title, be it Video Replay Manager for the Indianapolis Colts or Director of Strategic Engagement at his alma mater, The University of Akron.
What exactly the title means, we don’t know… Maybe it means if you disagree with the recruiting methods of the Zips, he rolls out the Youngstown Tuneup (get your Wiki/Google Fitness up!)! Tressel claims his new role won’t have ANYTHING to do with aiding in recruiting players to the football team, but… we know better.
Not that we wish Coach Tressel ill will in the least, but sometimes when you leave that door open, Temptation can be a powerful mistress. That in mind, we call on the services of Mr. Chris Partlow to make sure he doesn’t coach major college football again…